a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)