I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
one time when my grandma was young she was at a party and a guy asked her to dance with him
she said no because she thought he was ‘gross’ and ‘a loser’
that guy went on to be the lead singer of The Rolling Stones
I like the shape of your earsPornstache
Being told by my director that I suck?
Oh yeah. That’s one of my absolute favorite things.
If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.
If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.
If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.