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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.

Unknown (via perfect)

i miss your lips

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waeh-edsheeran:

one time when my grandma was young she was at a party and a guy asked her to dance with him

she said no because she thought he was ‘gross’ and ‘a loser’

that guy went on to be the lead singer of The Rolling Stones

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  • #green #shrekthemusical
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I swear to god, if I drank alcohol like I drink carbonated beverages, I’d be perpetually wasted.

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I like the shape of your ears

Pornstache
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Being told by my director that I suck?
Oh yeah. That’s one of my absolute favorite things.

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  • #fuck this musical #my director sucks #can't wait to be done
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4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.

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